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0:00 - Hello, drinking, an iTunes review, a cute story about Dylan
4:10 - "The Magnificent Seven" review
14:30 - "Other People" review
26:30 - "The Good Neighbor" review
32:30 - "Mr. Church" review
39:35 - "Operation Avalanche" review
45:40 - "Max Rose" review (Bayer only)
48:40 - What we're looking forward to seeing at Fantastic Fest
56:50 - What's new on DVD this week
1:01:50 - Recap and good day
 
REVIEWS:
The Magnificent Seven: B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Other People: B- 7/10
The Good Neighbor: B- 7/10
Mr. Church: C 5/10
Operation Avalanche: C+ 5/10
Max Rose: n/a 5/10
 
Direct download: MovieBS328-09-23-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:09pm PDT

 
0:00 - Hello, cat barf, iTunes review
3:00 - Housekeeping items: renewed call for new theme songs; our Patreon campaign
6:10 - "Blair Witch" review
15:00 - "Bridget Jones's Baby" review (Snider only)
25:25 - "The Hollars" review (Snider only)
30:35 - "Snowden" review (Snider only)
37:20 - QOTW (movies from 2001 that deserve sequels)
45:00 - We're putting QOTW on hiatus, doing some other retooling
46:25 - Bayer's report on being a Mormon for a week
55:05 - Recap, good day, and a delightful outtake
 
REVIEWS:
Blair Witch: B- 5/10
The Hollars: D+ n/a
Bridget Jones's Baby: B- n/a
Snowden: C n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-327-09-16-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:46am PDT

 
0:00 - Hello, Jeff's on vacation, maybe you can drink out of a pelican?
3:15 - "Sully" review
15:45 - Some other movies that are opening that they didn't show anyone
18:40 - QOTW (great scenes that are BOATS [based on a true story]), discussion of microwave vs. blender in terms of preferred method of death
26:20 - A round of Character Casserole
34:30 - Recap, maybe go watch a Gene Wilder movie, and good day
 
QOTW: In honor of "Bridget Jones's Baby," what other movie from 2001 deserves a sequel? (Here's a list: http://www.boxofficemojo.com/yearly/chart/?yr=2001&p=.htm
 
REVIEWS:
Sully: C+ 7/10
Direct download: MovieBS-326-09-09-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:32pm PDT

 
0:00 - Greetings, an iTunes review, Jeff's ears
4:15 - "Morgan" review
11:50 - "The Light Between Oceans" review
20:20 - "Complete Unknown" review
29:00 - Everyone's favorite and least favorite movies of the summer
37:00 - Next week's QOTW, and boats and BOATS, and a fave/least fave we forgot
41:10 - Recap and good day
 
QOTW: What are some great scenes that are BOATS (based on a true story)? (Bonus points if the scenes are BOATS and also take place on boats.)  
 
REVIEWS:
Morgan: C+ 6/10
The Light Between Oceans: B 8/10
Complete Unknown: B 7/10
Direct download: MovieBS-325-09-02-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:31pm PDT

 
0:00 - Hello, here is an iTunes review
2:10 - "Mechanic: Resurrection" and "Hands of Stone" may or may not be real movies
5:00 - "Don't Breathe" review (Snider only)
12:00 - "Southside with You" review, beginning with a digression on BOATS and Twitter (shoutouts to @filmdrunk and @mattsinger)
19:00 - QOTW (birthday stories that would make good movies; shoutout to @jcdeleon1)
34:10 - A round of Pitch Me (shoutout to @rejects) 
41:40 - Recap, good day
 
QOTW: Tell us your 1 favorite and 1 least favorite movie of summer 2016.  
 
REVIEWS:
Don't Breathe: B+
Southside with You: B- 5/10
Direct download: MovieBS-324-08-26-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 11:33pm PDT

 
0:00 - Welcome to the show; an iTunes review en espaƱol
2:30 - "War Dogs" review
14:00 - "Kubo and the Two Strings" review
20:20 - "Ben-Hur" review
30:20 - An interesting "Ben-Hur" fact
31:50 - QOTW (pre-1960 movies that should be remade, and how they would be different)
43:25 - The official conclusion of the 2016 Summer Box Office Challenge; a recitation of what Bayer's punishments will be; there is much negotiation concerning the haircut
50:50 - Recap and good day
 
QOTW: In honor of Eric's birthday (Aug. 26; gifts and tributes welcome), tell us a true story about one of your birthdays and we'll make it into a movie.  
 
REVIEWS:
War Dogs: C 5/10
Kubo and the Two Strings: B 8/10
Ben-Hur: C 4/10
Direct download: MovieBS-323-08-19-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:53pm PDT

 
0:00 - Hello, brought to you by honest lemonade
1:55 - "Hell or High Water" review
12:15 - "Florence Foster Jenkins" review
21:50 - "Don't Think Twice" review
31:25 - "Sausage Party" review (Snider only)
38:40 - "Nine Lives" sort of review (Snider only)
43:40 - QOTW (bad movies that could be remade well)
54:00 - Recap, additional commentary, good day
 
QOTW: What pre-1960 movie should be remade, and how would it be different today? 
 
REVIEWS: 
Hell or High Water: B+ 8/10
Florence Foster Jenkins: B+ 7/10
Don't Think Twice: B+ 8/10
Sausage Party: B n/a
Nine Lives: C- n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-322-08-12-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:23pm PDT

 
0:00 - Hello, "folks"
1:00 - One of this week's movies was hidden from critics, if you can imagine
4:45 - "Suicide Squad" review
24:55 - QOTW (superhero stories that have yet to be told), including discussion of Jeff's TV snobbery
33:30 - Some more "Suicide Squad" complaining, reiteration of call for new theme songs
39:00 - A round of Character Casserole
46:50 - Recap and goodbye
 
QOTW: What's a bad movie that could be good if it were remade properly?
 
REVIEWS: 
Suicide Squad: D 4/10
Direct download: MovieBS-321-08-05-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:36pm PDT

 
0:00 - A quick hello and an iTunes review
3:00 - "Jason Bourne" review
14:35 - "Bad Moms" review
24:25 - "Nerve" review
33:15 - "Star Trek Beyond" review
37:45 - QOTW (other "bad" versions of good occupations)
48:00 - A report on birthdays, specifically the one Jeff just had
52:35 - A brief Summer Box Office Challenge update, recap, goodbye
 
QOTW: What superhero story has yet to be told? 
 
REVIEWS: 
Jason Bourne: C 9/10
Bad Moms: B- 6/10
Nerve: C+ 5/10
Star Trek Beyond: B- 8/10
Direct download: MovieBS-320-07-29-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:38am PDT

 
0:00 - Hello; a call for new, shorter theme songs
5:05 - They only screened "Star Trek Beyond" in New York and L.A., and we don't live either of those places
6:40 - "Ice Age: Collision Course" review (Snider only)
12:20 - "Lights Out" review
19:35 - We celebrate our 1,000th review with a new searchable database! (Mark from Winnipeg helped a lot, so please check out TheLifeYouCanSave.org on his behalf)
24:10 - "Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie" review (Snider only)
28:10 - Maybe we'll talk about "Star Trek Beyond" next week
29:00 - QOTW (Mt. Rushmore of sci-fi movies)
42:40 - Brief, tactful Summer Box Office Challenge update, recap, goodbye
 
QOTW: In the tradition of "Bad Moms," "Bad Santa," "Bad Teacher," etc., what other occupation or calling usually presumed to be good could use a "bad" version? Casting and plot suggestions welcome. 
 
REVIEWS: 
Lights Out: C 4/10
Ice Age: Collision Course: C- n/a
Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie: C n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-319-07-22-2016.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:49pm PDT