Movie B.S. with Bayer and Snider
0:00 - Hello, Eric and Dogcat are in Utah this week, our history with "Pirates of the Caribbean"
4:30 - "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales" review
15:10 - "Baywatch" review (Bayer only)
21:00 - This week's DVDs include good movies like "Get Out" and "Logan"
23:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
25:00 - We revisit Memorial Day weekend 1997
36:45 - Mailbag question about theaters we like
39:40 - "Star Wars" is 40 years old now, and Eric wrote a thing; recap and good day
POTC: C- 4/10
Baywatch: n/a 2/10
Direct download: MovieBS-359-05-26-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:31am PDT

0:00 - Hello, some remembrances of Cannes five years ago
4:20 - "Alien: Covenant" review
14:00 - "Everything, Everything" review
23:30 - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul" review (Snider only)
29:00 - Summer Box Office Challenge update; Bayer is feeling confident
33:30 - Nothing interesting on DVD, including "Resident Evil: The Final Chapter," which we watched
34:40 - We travel back in time to this weekend in 1992, run through the movies that were playing, and talk about Eric's high school girlfriend
49:30 - A mailbag question about "guilty pleasures"
52:30 - Recap and good day
Alien: Covenant: C 5/10
Everything, Everything: C+ 4/10
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul: D+
Direct download: MovieBS-358-05-19-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:08am PDT

0:00 - Hello, here's an iTunes review
3:40 - "King Arthur: Legend of the Sword" review
15:40 - "Snatched" review
23:45 - "The Lovers" review (Snider only) 
28:00 - This week's DVDs are bleh, but we're giving away a copy of "xXx: Return of Xander Cage" to an eligible Agent
30:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: Snider is in the lead, doesn't know if Bayer can catch up
34:00 - Recap and good day (and a cute outtake) 
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword: B 7/10
Snatched: B 7/10
The Lovers: B+ n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-357-05-12-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:09pm PDT

0:00 - Hello, we'll get right to it
1:40 - "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" review
13:30 - "Buster's Mal Heart" review
22:45 - Eric talks about "Unforgettable"
27:50 - The Summer Box Office Challenge draft, during which Jeff is already making excuses again
43:10 - Eric's report from The Overlook Film Festival
51:30 - We reveal the terms of the bet for this year's Summer Box Office Challenge
57:45 - Recap, a bit more about "GOTG2," and good day
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: B- 7/10
Buster's Mal Heart: C+ 5/10
Direct download: MovieBS-356-05-05-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:50am PDT

0:00 - Hello, there are a lot of movies this week but they only screened two of them
3:45 - "The Promise" review
12:30 - "Free Fire" review (Bayer only)
18:35 - This week's DVDs are "The Founder" and "Split," and we're giving away a copy of "La La Land" to an Agent
23:15 - A round of Pitch Me, which we haven't played in a while
32:25 - No show next week, but when we come back it'll be time for the Summer Box Office Challenge (for which Jeff already has some ideas); recap and good day
The Promise: B- 6/10
Free Fire: n/a 8/10
Direct download: MovieBS-355-04-21-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:22pm PDT

0:00 - Hello; the ethics of laser pointers; the abandonment of Bayer
3:50 - "The Fate of the Furious" review
19:25 - "Gifted" review (Snider only)
25:10 - "The Void" review (Snider only)
27:20 - Movie BS Agents are eligible to win a copy of "The Founder"; meanwhile, "Hidden Figures," "The Bye Bye Man," "Lion," and "War on Everyone" are out on DVD this week
33:15 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Paper Moon")
35:45 - Recap and good day 
The Fate of the Furious: C 4/10
Gifted: B- n/a
The Void: B- n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-354-04-14-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 12:33pm PDT

0:00 - Hello, an iTunes review, discussion of beer ingredients, it's a bad week for movies
5:20 - "Going in Style" review
16:20 - "Colossal" review
24:00 - "Smurfs: The Lost Village," including more talk of Smurf lore than you need
32:25 - This week's DVDs ("Rogue One," "Paterson," "Office Christmas Party," "Youth in Oregon")
38:50 - Recap, another sidetrack, and good day
Going in Style: D+ 4/10
Colossal: B- 6/10
Smurfs: C- n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-353-04-07-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 1:13pm PDT

0:00 - Hello, Jeff has a new beverage, an iTunes review from Argentina.
4:50 - "Ghost in the Shell" review (Snider only)
13:50 - "The Boss Baby" review
21:15 - "Raw" review
28:35 - "The Zookeeper's Wife" review (Snider only)
33:20 - "CHIPS" review, and Eric says just a little about "Power Rangers" (it's not good)
36:35 - DVDs this week: "Silence" (we're giving a copy away to one of our Agents), "Patriots Day," "A Monster Calls," "Why Him?," and "20th Century Women"
40:20 - Recap and good day
Ghost in the Shell: C+ n/a
The Boss Baby: B 7/10
Raw: B+ 10/10 (BS-approved!)
The Zookeeper's Wife: C n/a
CHIPS: B- 7/10
Power Rangers: C n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-352-03-31-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 10:48pm PDT

0:00 - Hello, Dogcat brings up a good question, Jeff tells of showing Dylan "The Empire Strikes Back"
9:10 - "T2 Trainspotting" review
23:15 - All three new movies this week ("Life," "Power Rangers," "CHIPS") all screened at the same time, at the last minute, because their studios are super proud of them
24:35 - "Life" review
35:05 - "The Last Word" review (Snider only)
39:50 - This week's DVDs: "Assassin's Creed," "Live By Night," "Miss Sloane," and "Sing" (which Bayer is not a fan of)
45:00 - Recap and good day
T2 Trainspotting: B 6/10
Life: B 8/10
The Last Word: D+ n/a
Direct download: MovieBS-351-03-24-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 7:59pm PDT

0:00 - Hello, we're not at SXSW this year
5:45 - iTunes review
8:20 - "Beauty and the Beast" review
24:50 - There's also a movie called "The Belko Experiment," we guess?
26:00 - "The Sense of an Ending" review
33:40 - "Personal Shopper" review
42:10 - DVDs this week: "Collateral Beauty," "Elle," "Passengers," and "Fences" -- and patrons can win a copy of "Fences"!
47:40 - Patreon updates: patrons are now called Agents and get free downloads of all past and future movie commentaries we record; and once we meet our goal we'll start doing a second weekly show!
51:35 - Introducing the Movie BS Cafepress store, which has golf balls and thongs!
55:30 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Trainspotting," "Porky's")
59:15 - Recap and good day
Beauty and the Beast: C 8/10
The Sense of an Ending: C+ 6/10
Personal Shopper: C+ 6/10
Direct download: MovieBS-350-03-17-2017.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:34pm PDT