0:00-4:00 – It’s our 250th show; what other numbers we like; what if we did a reunion show?

4:00-8:40 – Eric had a “Parks and Recreation” thing in Vanity Fair (online); Dylan has a harmonica; some questionable surgical procedures are recommended

8:40-23:10 – “Focus” review

23:10-35:10 – “The Lazarus Effect” review

35:10-1:04:50 – QOTW (things to change about the Oscars), plus talk about the Oscars, oh my gosh, why did we talk about the Oscars so much?

1:04:50-1:08:55 – Next week’s QOTW, recap, and goodbye

QOTW: What’s your biggest movie coincidence? (Example: Jeff saw a movie where the main character had the same hometown as him, Bettendorf, Iowa. Hopefully your coincidence is better.)

REVIEWS:
Focus B 7/10
The Lazarus Effect C+ 4/10

0:00-4:20 – Hello; a game we used to play but don’t anymore; some “Parks & Recreation” talk

4:20-7:15 – iTunes reviews

7:15-20:00 – “Hot Tub Time Machine 2″ review

20:00-30:35 – “The Duff” review, ending with more “HTTM 2″ complaints

30:35-42:50 – “The Last Five Years” review

42:50-51:50 – “What We Do in the Shadows” review

51:50-58:10 – “The Voices” review

58:10-1:09:45 – QOTW (movies that needed a time machine)

1:09:45-1:12:25 – What’d You Watch; Oscar bowling

1:12:25-1:14:05 – A shoutout; talk of karaoke

1:04:05-1:18:20 – Recap, interrupted by more Oscar talk, and then next week’s QOTW, then more recap. It’s kind of a mess.

QOTW: What should be changed about the Oscars?

REVIEWS:
Hot Tub Time Machine 2 C- 3/10
The Duff C 6/10
The Last Five Years B- 5/10
What We Do in the Shadows A- 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)
The Voices A- 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)

0:00-3:00 – Opening blather

3:00-16:15 – “Kingsman: The Secret Service” review

16:15-34:00 – “Fifty Shades of Grey” review

34:00-43:50 – “Mommy” review

43:50-59:25 – QOTW: Mt. Rushmore of romantic movies

59:25-1:01:40 – Recap and goodbye

QOTW: What movie could have used a time machine?

REVIEWS:
Kingsman: The Secret Service: B   7/10
Fifty Shades of Grey: D-   4/10
Mommy: A-   8/10  (B.S.-approved!)

0:00-4:30 – Hello there; ’90s nostalgia

4:30-16:00 – “Jupiter Ascending” review

4:30-24:20 – “Seventh Son” review

24:20-29:30 – “A Most Violent Year” review

29:30-31:50 – “Mr. Turner” review (Bayer only)

31:50-36:10 – “Still Alice” review (Bayer only), including personal reflections

36:10-50:25 – QOTW (movies you were most excited for that turned out to be the biggest disappointments)

50:25-53:35 – Next week’s question concerns Valentine’s Day

53:35-56:10 – A round of What’d You Watch? featuring few movies but a lot of “Parks & Recreation”

56:10 – A recap of what we learned today, brief talk of postage stamps, and goodbye

QOTW: What are your four (4) favorite romantic movies? (We’re compiling another Mt. Rushmore.)

REVIEWS:
Jupiter Ascending: B 4/10
Seventh Son: D 4/10
A Most Violent Year: B 8/10
Mr. Turner: n/a 7/10
Still Alice: n/a 9/10