Thu, 5 November 2015
0:00 - Hello; we're not doing celebrity gossip; write us an iTunes review, why don't you?
2:20 - "SPECTRE" review
14:30 - "Suffragette" review
21:30 - "Miss You Already" review (Bayer only)
24:25 - We didn't see the Peanuts movie because the screening was on a Sunday, WTF?
25:00 - QOTW (comic strips that should be made into movies)
35:30 - A round of Character Casserole (Rambo, the Sundance Kid, and Alan from "The Hangover")
46:10 - Next week's QOTW
47:10 - What'd You Watch? ("The Talented Mr. Ripley")
50:30 - Recap and goodbye
51:50 - An outtake we cut out because we were sort of embarrassed (though not very, obviously)
QOTW: Please give us suggestions for future Questions of the Week, in particular ones relating to the upcoming holidays.
REVIEWS:
SPECTRE: C+ 7/10
Suffragette: B- 8/10
Miss You Already: n/a 5/10
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Thu, 29 October 2015
0:00 - Introduction; Dylan turned 3
2:55 - "Our Brand Is Crisis" review
12:30 - "Burnt" review
21:00 - "Truth" review
30:30 - "Bone Tomahawk" review
36:30 - "Room" review (Snider only)
41:15 - QOTW (scariest movie theater moments)
55:50 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Grandma," the Hunger Gameses)
58:55 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What comic strip should be made into a movie?
REVIEWS:
Our Brand Is Crisis: B- 7/10
Burnt: C 7/10
Truth: C+ 7/10
Bone Tomahawk: B 8/10
Room: B+ n/a
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Thu, 22 October 2015
0:00 - Howdy; Bayer has a beer; his house is old
3:15 - "The Last Witch Hunter" review
11:25 - "Rock the Kasbah" review
18:00 - "Jem and the Holograms" review (Snider only)
24:45 - It's a bad week for new movies; more discussion of Eric's cat's name
26:20 - QOTW (best use of songs in movies)
41:35 - A round of Pitch Me, ending with a tangent, which is permitted
50:20 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What's your scariest movie moment in a theater?
REVIEWS:
The Last Witch Hunter: D 5/10
Rock the Kasbah: C- 5/10
Jem and the Holograms: C- n/a
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Thu, 15 October 2015
Episode 281: 'Steve Jobs,' 'Crimson Peak,' 'Goosebumps,' '99 Homes,' 'Experimenter,' 'Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead'
0:00 - New theme song (by Greg Whitehead) reflects Jeff's return to Portland; Eric got a cat
5:05 - "Steve Jobs" review
14:55 - "Crimson Peak" review
22:35 - "Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: The Story of the National Lampoon" review (from Sundance)
24:15 - "Experimenter" review (from Sundance)
27:10 - Jeff finds something to be annoyed about
27:50 - "Goosebumps" review (Snider only)
32:15 - "99 Homes" review (Snider only)
36:05 - We chose "Crimson Peak" over "Bridge of Spies"; we've missed several big movies
38:10 - QOTW (favorite screenwriters)
51:00 - Recap, parting words, mostly about the films' titles
QOTW: What is the best use of a song in a movie?
REVIEWS:
Steve Jobs: B+ 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Crimson Peak: C+ 5/10
Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead: B+ 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Experimenter: B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Goosebumps: C+ n/a
99 Homes: B+ n/a
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Thu, 8 October 2015
0:00 - Hello! Jeff is on his way back home to Portland
3:10 - "The Walk" review
11:50 - Some movies we didn't see, like "Pan"
13:00 - "Goodnight Mommy" review
18:00 - QOTW (remakes you'd be OK with if they were guaranteed to be good); at 26:30, Eric relates an anecdote of white-collar crime
29:10 - A round of our new remake game that doesn't have a name yet
38:25 - Recap, there's pictures and video of Eric's temporary tattoos online, and goodbye
QOTW: Who's your favorite screenwriter, past or present?
REVIEWS:
The Walk: C+ 6/10
Goodnight Mommy: B+ 7/10
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Fri, 2 October 2015
0:00 - It's the last day of Fantastic Fest, and we saw a lot of movies
2:10 - "The Martian" review
10:50 - Fantastic Fest reviews, starting with "The Keeping Room"
14:00 - "Anomalisa"
18:25 - "Men and Chicken"
22:20 - "Green Room"
28:20 - "April and the Extraordinary World"
31:45 - "Lovemilla"
34:30 - "High-Rise"
38:40 - "Der Bunker"
42:00 - "Hard to Get"
43:20 - "The Witch"
49:15 - "Dangerous Men"
51:10 - "The Devil's Candy"
54:35 - "February"
57:20 - "Schneider vs. Bax"
59:40 - "Too Late"
1:04:30 - "The Lobster" (Bayer)
1:06:00 - "The Great Works of G.W. Zwaen" (Snider)
1:07:00 - "Sensoria" (Bayer)
1:07:30 - "The Brand New Testament" (Snider)
1:09:45 - "Liza the Fox Fairy" (Bayer)
1:10:50 - "Son of Saul" (Snider)
1:12:45 - "Remix, Remake, Ripoff" (Bayer)
1:14:10 - "Rabid Dogs" (Snider)
1:15:20 - "Man vs. Snake" (Bayer)
1:17:10 - "The Similars" (Snider)
1:18:50 - Wrap-up and goodbye
QOTW: If it was guaranteed to be good, what film would you like to see remade?
REVIEWS:
The Martian: A- 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)
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Fri, 25 September 2015
0:00-5:20 - We're in Austin just as Fantastic Fest is about to begin; all around us chaos reigns; Scott Weinberg, the Loki of Fantastic Fest, is within the range of our microphone
5:20 - "Stonewall" review (Snider only)
11:10 - "Sicario" review (Snider only)
14:50 - "Hotel Transylvania 2" review (Snider only)
17:50 - QOTW (old/young duos who should make a movie together)
24:05 - Weinberg comes up with next week's QOTW on the spot, and there is discussion
27:40 - Bayer is about to put fake 'toos on Snider because Snider lost the Summer Box Office Challenge; films we're looking forward to; reasons to punch people
36:30 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: If it was guaranteed to be good, what film would you like to see remade?
REVIEWS:
Stonewall: C- n/a
Sicario: B n/a
Hotel Transylvania: B- n/a
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Thu, 17 September 2015
Episode 277: 'The Scorch Trials,' 'Everest,' 'Black Mass,' 'Sleeping with Other People,' 'Pawn Sacrifice'
0:00 - Introduction; this is Jeff's last San Diego show; our theme song is almost obsolete; Portland will soon be destroyed anyway
4:50 - "Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials" review
13:20 - "Everest" review
25:30 - "Black Mass" review
32:20 - "Sleeping with Other People" review
40:40 - "Pawn Sacrifice" review (Snider only)
44:15 - QOTW (man vs. nature stories)
1:00:10 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: In honor of De Niro and Hathaway in "The Intern," what's an old-young combination who should make a movie together? (Doesn't have to be romantic. In fact, probably shouldn't be.)
REVIEWS:
The Scorch Trials: B 6/10
Everest: B- 6/10
Black Mass: C+ 6/10
Sleeping with Other People B+ 9/10
Pawn Sacrifice C n/a
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Thu, 10 September 2015
0:00-2:45 - We say hello, and Eric negs Jeff's improv attempts
2:45-4:45 - The movies we didn't see
4:45-17:00 - "The Visit" review
17:00-19:20 - "Seven Chinese Brothers" review (Bayer only)
19:20-29:50 - QOTW (favorite Wes Craven moments), ending with Jeff realizing how he has traumatized Dylan
29:50-39:00 - A round of Pitch Me
39:00-41:00 - The end of the show, really, with a little other blather
QOTW: In honor of "Everest," what's a man-vs-nature story that hasn't been done yet (or not often enough, anyway)?
REVIEWS:
The Visit B- 6/10
Seven Chinese Brothers n/a 6/10
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Thu, 3 September 2015
Episode 275: 'Learning to Drive,' 'The Transporter Refueled,' 'A Walk in the Woods,' 'Digging for Fire,' 'Cop Car,' 'Mistress America,' a new game
0:00-3:30 - Hello there; Eric made a mistake on last week's show
3:30-10:25 - "Learning to Drive" review
10:25-16:50 - "The Transporter Refueled" review (Bayer only)
16:50-18:25 - We're going to replay our reviews of some Sundance movies that are now open
18:25-21:30 - "A Walk in the Woods" review
21:30-27:30 - "Digging for Fire" review
27:30-31:55 - "Cop Car" review
31:55-37:00 - "Mistress America" review
37:00-40:00 - Why Jeff is sad about Sundance
40:00-47:20 - QOTW (your favorite movies of summer 2015)
47:20-57:45 - A new game! It needs a name
57:45-1:00:50 - Recap, talk of Jeff's Fantastic Fest bumper, and goodbye
QOTW: What is your favorite moment from a Wes Craven movie?
REVIEWS:
Learning to Drive: B 7/10
The Transporter Refueled: n/a 5/10
A Walk in the Woods: C 4/10
Digging for Fire: C+ 9/10
Cop Car: B+ 6/10
Mistress America: B 8/10
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Thu, 27 August 2015
0:00-3:40 - Intro; some Fantastic Fest movies we're looking forward to (in four weeks, I don't know why we're talking about it now)
3:40-12:40 - "We Are Your Friends" review
12:40-19:40 - "Z for Zachariah" review
19:40-23:00 - "Turbo Kid" review
23:00-36:00 - QOTW (part 2's that were an improvement over their predecessors)
36:00-45:10 - A round of Interquel ("Psycho" and "Back to the Future")
45:10-51:30 - The final Trouble Report
51:30-53:25 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What are your two (2) favorite movies of summer 2015? Blockbusters, indies, Video on Demand, anything counts as long as it came out since May.
REVIEWS:
We Are Your Friends C 5/10
Z for Zachariah B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Turbo Kid B-ish 7/10
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Thu, 20 August 2015
Episode 273: 'American Ultra,' 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.,' 'Tangerine,' 'Once I Was a Beehive,' 'Listen to Me, Marlon,' 'The Gift'
0:00-1:45 - Hello! We're back! We'll never leave you again!
1:45-5:30 - An update on the Bayers' imminent return to Portland
5:30-6:15 - There were screening conflicts (again), so we had to choose
6:15-14:40 - "American Ultra" review
14:40-17:50 - "The Man from U.N.C.L.E." review (Bayer only)
17:50-24:10 - "Tangerine" review
24:10-28:30 - "Once I Was a Beehive" review (Snider only)
28:30-36:35 - "Listen to Me, Marlon" review (Bayer only), with discussion of how other stars might fall the way Brando did
36:35-39:10 - "The Gift" review (Snider only)
39:10-42:00 - Question of the Week for next week
42:00-47:05 - The final update on the Summer Box Office Challenge
47:05-49:00 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What 2nd film in a series was the most improved over the 1st?
REVIEWS:
American Ultra: C+ 7/10
The Man from UNCLE: n/a 8/10
Tangerine: B+ 5/10
Once I Was a Beehive: B+ n/a
Listen to Me, Marlon: n/a 8/10
The Gift: B- n/a |
Thu, 6 August 2015
Episode 272: 'Fantastic Four,' 'Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation,' 'Vacation,' 'Phoenix,' 'Ricki and the Flash,' 'Irrational Man'
0:00-3:15 - Intro; we're back after a week off; we're taking a week off next week, too
3:15-15:25 - "Fantastic Four" review
15:25-23:40 - "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation" review
23:40-34:10 - "Vacation" review
34:10-40:00 - "Phoenix" review
40:00-44:40 - "Ricki and the Flash" review (Bayer only)
44:40-47:15 - "Irrational Man" review (Bayer only)
47:15-1:00:30 - QOTW - the Mt. Rushmore of animation
1:00:30-1:09:50 - Summer Box Office Challenge update: a victor is declared
1:09:50-1:11:35 - Wrap-up and goodbye
No show and no QOTW next week. We'll be back August 21, and we'll never leave again!
REVIEWS:
Fantastic Four: D 4/10
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation: A- 9/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Vacation: B 4/10
Phoenix: B+ 5/10
Ricki and the Flash: n/a 7/10
Irrational Man: n/a 8/10
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Thu, 23 July 2015
0:00-4:30 - Introduction; no show next week
4:30-7:05 - iTunes review
7:05-18:00 - "Southpaw" review
18:00-27:45 - "Paper Towns" review
27:45-35:30 - "Pixels" review (Bayer only)
35:30-37:10 - Snider is on critics' commentary on the "It Follows" DVD and Blu-ray
37:10-49:15 - QOTW (other things from the '80s that could come back to destroy us)
49:15-54:45 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
54:45-57:15 - Recap, goodbye, outtakes
QOTW: We're doing the Mt. Rushmore of animation. Tell us your four (4) favorite animated films. (Feature-length, not shorts; all styles of animation OK; order doesn't matter)
REVIEWS:
Southpaw: B- 7/10
Paper Towns: B- 6/10
Pixels: n/a 3/10 |
Thu, 16 July 2015
0:00-2:50 - Intro; we're both in San Diego at the moment
2:50-19:10 - "Ant-Man" review
19:10-30:45 - "Trainwreck" review
30:45-32:40 - A call to action at the Perpetual Lunch Fund
32:40-39:40 - "Infinitely Polar Bear" review
39:40-44:20 - "Mr. Holmes" review (Snider only)
44:20-53:50 - QOTW (comedians who deserve starring vehicles and/or biopics)
53:50-1:05:40 - Bayer's Comic-Con experiences
1:05:40-1:07:00 - Movie scoops, and being a jerk
1:07:00-1:09:25 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What other relic from the '80s (like the video game monsters in "Pixels") could come back to haunt us in a movie?
REVIEWS:
Ant-Man: B 8/10
Trainwreck: B- 7/10
Infinitely Polar Bear: C 3/10
Mr. Holmes: B+ n/a |
Thu, 9 July 2015
0:00-3:45 - Introduction; the Trouble report
3:45-15:30 - "Self/less" review
15:30-17:35 - Sophie's choices, why one of us saw "Minions" and the other saw "The Gallows"
17:35-24:20 - "Minions" review (Bayer only)
24:20-31:25 - "The Gallows" review (Snider only)
31:25-36:35 - Why Bayer is drinking coffee today; a chemical spill; possible witchcraft among doctors leads to an impromptu round of Pitch Me
36:35-40:00 - "Testament of Youth" review (Snider only)
40:00-40:35 - Oh yeah, "The Gallows" is rated R for no reason
40:35-53:40 - QOTW (animated characters that deserve their own spinoffs)
53:40-58:35 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
58:35-1:00:00 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What comedian deserves a starring vehicle (like "Trainwreck" for Amy Schumer) OR a biopic about their life?
REVIEWS:
Self/less: C+ 5/10
Minions: n/a 5/10
The Gallows: D n/a
Testament of Youth: B n/a
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Thu, 2 July 2015
0:00-4:05 - Intro; weather and Trouble report
4:05-5:55 - iTunes reviews
5:55-20:00 - "Terminator Genisys" review
20:00-34:55 - "Magic Mike XXL" review
34:55-46:40 - QOTW (movie moments that made you squirm)
46:40-51:35 - Summer Box Office Challenge update, including discussion of the new trend of movies being transdate
51:35-1:00:30 - A round of Pitch Me
1:00:30-1:02:00 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What animated character deserves its own spin-off?
REVIEWS:
Terminator Genisys C- 5/10
Magic Mike XXL C 7/10 |
Thu, 25 June 2015
0:00-5:30 - Hello; hot weather; Snider has a temporary cat
5:30-23:10 - "Ted 2" review
23:10-32:05 - "Me and Earl and the Dying Girl" review
32:05-35:00 - "A Little Chaos" review (Bayer only)
35:00-39:30 - "The Wolfpack" review (Bayer only)
39:30-41:25 - Also there is a movie about a Marine dog that solves mysteries, or something
41:25-52:55 - QOTW (dreams about movies)
52:55-56:30 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
56:30-1:03:30 - What'd You Watch? ("Ted," "Days of Thunder")
1:03:30-1:05:10 - Wrap-up and goodbye
QOTW: What was the moment during a film that made you squirm in your seat the most?
REVIEWS:
Ted 2 C 4/10
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl B+ 10/10
A Little Chaos n/a 7/10
The Wolfpack n/a 5/10 |
Thu, 18 June 2015
0:00-2:00 - Hello, let's not waste any time
2:00-17:45 - "Inside Out" review
17:45-29:25 - "Dope" review
29:25-35:50 - "The Overnight" review
35:50-40:10 - "Balls Out" review (Snider only)
40:10-57:40 - QOTW (the times you strongly disagreed with us about a movie)
57:40-1:06:40 - Summer Box Office Challenge update - it's heating up!
1:06:40-1:12:25 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Weird Science," "F for Fake," and a debate over who looks better in a cape, Snider or Orson Welles)
1:12:25-1:14:40 - Wrap-up and goodbye
QOTW: Have you ever dreamt about a movie? Tell us your best or worst movie dream.
REVIEWS:
Inside Out B+ 8/10 (B.S.-approved!)
Dope B- 7/10
The Overnight B 8/10
Balls Out B- n/a
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Thu, 11 June 2015
0:00-1:25 - Hello!
1:25-3:50 - iTunes review (it's also a monologue from "The Way Way Back")
3:50-25:15 - "Jurassic World" review
25:15-27:05 - QOTW - There wasn't one, but now there's a new one for next week: tell us about a time when you disagreed with Bayer and/or Snider on a movie review
27:05-31:15 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
31:15-41:55 - A round of Interquel ("Jurassic Park" and "Swingers")
41:55-47:15 - What'd You Watch? ("Jurassic Park," "Three Days of the Condor," "Insidious Chapter 3")
47:15-48:30 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: When did you strongly disagree with one or both of us about a movie review?
REVIEWS:
Jurassic World B- 6/10 |
Thu, 4 June 2015
0:00-3:40 - Introduction; too many Sniders; housekeeping
3:40-15:30 - "Spy" review
15:30-28:15 - "Entourage" review
28:15-32:10 - "Results" review
32:10-37:10 - "Love & Mercy" review (Bayer only)
37:10-40:15 - "Heaven Knows What" review (Snider only)
40:15-59:10 - QOTW (TV shows that deserve movies)
59:10-1:08:00 - Hey, What'd You Watch ("House of Cards," "Face/Off," with a discussion of faces Bayer and Snider would get)
1:08:00-1:11:20 - Recap, goodnight
QOTW: Suggest some Questions of the Week for us. What are some good discussion topics we haven't covered?
REVIEWS:
Spy: B+ 7/10
Entourage: D+ 5/10
Results: B? 8/10
Love & Mercy: n/a 8/10
Heaven Knows What: B n/a |
Thu, 28 May 2015
0:00-3:45 - Intro; the Perpetual Lunch Fund; Eric's neighborhood is getting gentrified
3:45-21:55 - "San Andreas" review
21:55-28:20 - "Aloha" review (Bayer only)
28:20-40:00 - QOTW (the summer blockbuster Mt. Rushmore)
40:00-46:30 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
46:30-56:00 - A round of Pitch Me
56:00-1:00:00 - Recap; forgetting stuff; goodbye
QOTW: What TV show (that hasn't gotten one yet) deserves a movie?
REVIEWS:
San Andreas: B 5/10
Aloha: n/a 6/10 |
Fri, 22 May 2015
0:00-2:20 - Introduction; Paul Shaffer
2:20-5:55 - iTunes review; Jeff's beers
5:55-19:20 - "Tomorrowland" review
19:20-28:00 - "Poltergeist" review
28:00-32:40 - "Good Kill" review (Bayer only)
32:40-49:40 - QOTW (amusement park elements being turned into movies)
49:40-54:10 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
54:10-1:01:10 - Jeff & Eric's Excellent Adventure takes us back to this weekend in 1993
1:01:10-1:02:35 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: We're doing another Mt. Rushmore. Tell us your four (4) favorite summer blockbusters of all time. ("Summer blockbuster" = popular movie that came out between May and August.)
REVIEWS:
Tomorrowland: B- 5/10
Poltergeist: C 3/10
Good Kill: n/a 5/10
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Thu, 14 May 2015
0:00-2:50 - Greetings; PayPal thought we were terrorists
2:50-5:30 - This week's lunch sponsor: An Inanimate F****** Blog, where amusing reviews and commentary can be found
5:30-19:35 - "Mad Max: Fury Road" review
19:35-28:50 - "Pitch Perfect 2" review
28:50-35:00 - "Far from the Madding Crowd" review
35:00-48:15 - QOTW (movies that should be remade by their same directors)
48:15-51:25 - What'd You Watch? ("Road Warrior," "The Last Stand" [not the Schwarzenegger one])
51:25-58:25 - Some memories of David Letterman
58:25-1:01:00 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What amusement park element (ride, game, attraction, etc.) should be made into a movie?
REVIEWS:
Mad Max: Fury Road A- 9/10
Pitch Perfect 2: C 6/10
Far from the Madding Crowd: B 7/10
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Thu, 7 May 2015
0:00-4:30 - Some chit-chat about cars and mechanics
4:30-22:00 - "Hot Pursuit" review
22:00-27:55 - "The D Train" review
27:55-36:10 - "Roar" review
36:10-41:30 - "Welcome to Me" review (Bayer only)
41:30-57:35 - QOTW (lady versions of male movies)
57:35-1:02:05 - What'd You Watch? ("Lost River," "Bound," "Re-Animator")
1:02:05-1:03:45 - Summer Box Office Challenge update
1:03:45-1:04:50 - Recap, goodbye
QOTW: In honor of "Mad Max: Fury Road," what movie (at least 20 years old) should be remade by its same director?
REVIEWS:
Hot Pursuit D+ 2/10
The D Train C 9/10
Welcome to Me n/a 7/10
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Thu, 30 April 2015
Episode 259: 'Avengers: The Age of Ultron,' 'Adult Beginners,' our 2015 Summer Box Office Challenge draft
0:00-4:20 - Intro; we are excited about the Summer Box Office Challenge; trash-talking; discussion of our competitive natures
4:20-6:50 - A shout-out to listener Diego down in Argentina
6:50-22:45 - "Avengers: The Age of Ultron" review
22:45-29:20 - "Adult Beginners" review
29:20-40:20 - QOTW (suggestions for the stakes of our box office bet)
40:20-56:25 - We each choose our 10 movies for the Summer Box Office Challenge. You can play along at home!
56:25-1:00:00 - What'd You Watch? ("Crash," "Nine to Five," "Soapdish," "Captain America: The Winter Soldier"
1:00:00-1:02:00 - Recap, farewell
REVIEWS:
Avengers: The Age of Ultron B- 6/10
Adult Beginners C+ 6/10
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Fri, 24 April 2015
Episode 258: 'The Age of Adaline,' 'The Water Diviner,' 'The Clouds of Sils Maria,' Character Casserole
0:00-5:00 - Hello; follow-up information on Eric's wrist
5:00-17:20 - "The Age of Adaline" review
17:20-23:25 - "The Water Diviner" review (Bayer only)
23:25-28:50 - "The Clouds of Sils Maria" review (Bayer only)
28:50-45:10 - QOTW (best directorial debuts by actors)
45:10-49:05 - Next week's QOTW will involve the Summer Box Office Challenge
49:05-57:50 - A round of Character Casserole (an airplane, Axel Foley, and the I Am Legend guy)
57:50-1:03:50 - Some nice things people wrote on Facebook about their history with the show
1:03:50-1:05:15 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What should the stakes be for our annual Summer Box Office Challenge bet?
REVIEWS:
The Age of Adaline B- 6/10
The Water Diviner n/a 4/10
The Clouds of Sils Maria n/a 8/10
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Fri, 17 April 2015
0:00-4:00 - Hello; we're both playing while injured this week
4:00-6:40 - This week's sponsor: Kurt Pankau, aka The Past Imperfect, aka you might enjoy his album of rock 'n' roll music!
6:40-9:00 - An update on the Bayers' return to Portland
9:00-16:35 - "Ex Machina" review
16:35-24:00 - "True Story" review
24:00-29:50 - "Unfriended" review (Snider only)
29:50-37:20 - "Monkey Kingdom" (Bayer only)
37:20-38:00 - There are some other movies that are opening but whose distributors didn't want critics to see
38:00-53:05 - QOTW (your favorite bodily function moments) (in movies)
53:05-57:30 - What'd You Watch? ("All About Eve," Kevin Hart's stand-up)
57:30-1:00:00 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What's the best directorial debut by an actor?
REVIEWS:
Ex Machina B 8/10
True Story B- 6/10
Unfriended C+ n/a
Monkey Kingdom n/a 7/10 |
Fri, 10 April 2015
0:00-3:30 - We begin our sixth year of broadcasting
3:30-10:10 - A Nicholas Sparks memory game
10:10-25:30 - "The Longest Ride" review
25:30-30:00 - "While We're Young" review (just Bayer)
30:00-33:40 - "Freetown" review (just Snider)
33:40-47:20 - QOTW (your favorite movie animals, non-animated)
47:20-51:30 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Stuart Saves His Family," some TV)
51:30-57:15 - Recap, then a diversion about potty training (one gets the impression Jeff will be talking about this a lot in the coming weeks)
QOTW: What's your favorite bodily function moment or reference in a movie?
REVIEWS:
The Longest Ride D+ 4/10
While We're Young n/a 7/10
Freetown B- n/a
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Thu, 2 April 2015
0:00-4:00 - It's our 5th anniversary! We reminisce a little (plus a baby-monitor cameo by Dylan)
4:00-6:00 - Lead-up to a big announcement, derailed by April Fool's Day
6:00-12:30 - A big, exciting announcement! Really! One that affects the sitcom of our lives!
12:30-15:10 - Another announcement: the Movie B.S. Perpetual Lunch Fund
15:10-35:40 - "Furious Seven" review
35:40-49:00 - QOTW (movies that could be 7-film franchises)
49:00-57:45 - A round of Pitch Me (Russell Crowe, Kevin James; Christian erotica)
57:45-1:01:00 - What'd You Watch? ("Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit," "Step Brothers," "Tommy Boy")
1:01:00-1:05:55 - Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What's your favorite animal character (non-animated) in a movie?
REVIEWS:
Furious Seven C+ 7/10 |
Thu, 26 March 2015
0:00-5:45 - Introductions; a brief and mostly inaccurate description of the show; we're on OneOfUs.net now!
5:45-23:00 - "Get Hard" review
23:00-33:40 - "It Follows" review
33:40-46:20 - Question of the Week (suggestions for improving the show)
46:20-58:45 - A round of Character Casserole (Alex Forrest, Hermione Granger, Jessie the cowgirl)
58:45-1:01:10 - Recap, summary, and goodbye
QOTW: What standalone movie deserves to be expanded into a 7-film franchise?
REVIEWS:
Get Hard C+ 5/10
It Follows A- 8/10
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Fri, 20 March 2015
0:00-9:30 - Hello, we are in Austin, some housekeeping items and a new online home for the show
9:30-13:15 - The movies opening today that we didn't see; the fun of SXSW
13:15-17:00 - The SXSW movies we saw that weren't really movies
17:00-21:00 - Brief reviews of SXSW movies we didn't like
21:00-1:12:00 - Our SXSW reviews:
Fresno 6/10
Tab Hunter Confidential 6/10
Hello, My Name Is Doris B+ 8/10
Just Jim 6/10
Ex Machina B
Adult Beginners 6/10
The Invitation B+
7 Chinese Brothers 6/10
Night Owls B+
Brand: A Second Coming 7/10
Spy B+ 7/10
Manson Family Vacation 7/10
The Little Death 7/10
Unexpected B 7/10
Ned Rifle B- 7/10
She's the Best Thing in It 7/10
We Are Still Here B
Moonwalkers 8/10
Wild Horses B
Love & Mercy 8/10
The Final Girls 8/10
Manglehorn 8/10
1:12:00-1:17:40 - QOTW (movies that went over your head the first time); wrap-up and goodbye
QOTW: On the occasion of our move to OneOfUs.net, what changes should we make to the show? New games or segments, revivals of old ones, anything you can think of.
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Fri, 13 March 2015
0:00-4:10 - Intro, we're in different places in Texas, some delusions
4:10-14:30 - "Run All Night" review
14:30-25:45 - "Cinderella" review
25:45-44:30 - QOTW (movies you half-remember from childhood)
44:30-49:10 - Hey, What'd You Watch? ("Dead Man," "Lambada," "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me")
49:10-57:35 - Some movies and people we're looking forward to seeing at SXSW
57:35-58:55 - Recap, goodbye
QOTW: What movie that you saw as a youth did you re-watch later and realize it had gone over your head or you'd misunderstood it the first time?
REVIEWS:
Run All Night B- 6/10
Cinderella B 7/10
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Fri, 6 March 2015
0:00-3:15 – Hi there! Also, Sodastream 3:15-18:30 – “Unfinished Business” review 18:30-27:20 – “Chappie” review (Bayer only) 27:20-30:50 – Some other movies that you can watch (Portland: “What We Do in the Shadows”!!), plus talk of mic-dropping 30:50-43:10 – QOTW (movie coincidences) 43:10-52:35 – A round of Pitch Me 52:35-54:00 – Recap and goodbye QOTW: What movie that you only half-remember (maybe from your childhood) are you due to re-watch? Feel free to share the details that you only half-remember. REVIEWS: |
Fri, 27 February 2015
0:00-4:00 – It’s our 250th show; what other numbers we like; what if we did a reunion show? 4:00-8:40 – Eric had a “Parks and Recreation” thing in Vanity Fair (online); Dylan has a harmonica; some questionable surgical procedures are recommended 8:40-23:10 – “Focus” review 23:10-35:10 – “The Lazarus Effect” review 35:10-1:04:50 – QOTW (things to change about the Oscars), plus talk about the Oscars, oh my gosh, why did we talk about the Oscars so much? 1:04:50-1:08:55 – Next week’s QOTW, recap, and goodbye
QOTW: What’s your biggest movie coincidence? (Example: Jeff saw a movie where the main character had the same hometown as him, Bettendorf, Iowa. Hopefully your coincidence is better.)
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Fri, 20 February 2015
Episode 249: 'Hot Tub Time Machine 2,' 'The Duff,' 'The Last Five Years,' 'What We Do in the Shadows,' 'The Voices'
0:00-4:20 – Hello; a game we used to play but don’t anymore; some “Parks & Recreation” talk 4:20-7:15 – iTunes reviews 7:15-20:00 – “Hot Tub Time Machine 2″ review 20:00-30:35 – “The Duff” review, ending with more “HTTM 2″ complaints 30:35-42:50 – “The Last Five Years” review 42:50-51:50 – “What We Do in the Shadows” review 51:50-58:10 – “The Voices” review 58:10-1:09:45 – QOTW (movies that needed a time machine) 1:09:45-1:12:25 – What’d You Watch; Oscar bowling 1:12:25-1:14:05 – A shoutout; talk of karaoke 1:04:05-1:18:20 – Recap, interrupted by more Oscar talk, and then next week’s QOTW, then more recap. It’s kind of a mess.
QOTW: What should be changed about the Oscars?
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Fri, 13 February 2015
0:00-3:00 – Opening blather 3:00-16:15 – “Kingsman: The Secret Service” review 16:15-34:00 – “Fifty Shades of Grey” review 34:00-43:50 – “Mommy” review 43:50-59:25 – QOTW: Mt. Rushmore of romantic movies 59:25-1:01:40 – Recap and goodbye
QOTW: What movie could have used a time machine?
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Fri, 6 February 2015
0:00-4:30 – Hello there; ’90s nostalgia 4:30-16:00 – “Jupiter Ascending” review 4:30-24:20 – “Seventh Son” review 24:20-29:30 – “A Most Violent Year” review 29:30-31:50 – “Mr. Turner” review (Bayer only) 31:50-36:10 – “Still Alice” review (Bayer only), including personal reflections 36:10-50:25 – QOTW (movies you were most excited for that turned out to be the biggest disappointments) 50:25-53:35 – Next week’s question concerns Valentine’s Day 53:35-56:10 – A round of What’d You Watch? featuring few movies but a lot of “Parks & Recreation” 56:10 – A recap of what we learned today, brief talk of postage stamps, and goodbye QOTW: What are your four (4) favorite romantic movies? (We’re compiling another Mt. Rushmore.) REVIEWS: |
Fri, 30 January 2015
0:00-3:40 – We’ve been at Sundance all week! Here are the movies we saw: 3:40 – A Walk in the Woods 1:20:05-1:21:20 – QOTW, and goodbyes QOTW: What movie were you most excited for that turned out to be the biggest disappointment? |
Fri, 23 January 2015
0:00-2:00 – Hi, Jeff’s mom is visiting (him, not the show) QOTW: What should we do at Sundance (happening now)? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 16 January 2015
0:00-5:00 – Hello, for some reason Gamergate, what if we did traffic reports? QOTW: What should Johnny Depp do? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 9 January 2015
0:00-1:50 – Oh hey, how’s it going? QOTW: What movie should be remade but in a different genre? Tell us how it would change the story, who should be in it, etc. REVIEWS: |
Fri, 2 January 2015
0:00-2:20 – Happy New Year! QOTW: How will movies be different 10 years from now? Snider’s list: 10. “Cheap Thrills” Bayer’s list: 10. “The Skeleton Twins” |
Fri, 26 December 2014
Episode 241: 'Inherent Vice,' 'Into the Woods,' 'Two Days, One Night,' 'Big Eyes,' 'Unbroken,' 'Belle'
0:00-3:00 – Hello! It’s the day after Christmas! We had a great Christmas, probably QOTW: What were your three (3) favorite movies of 2014? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 19 December 2014
0:00-3:20 – Hi, howdy, the weather, whatever QOTW: What were your three (3) favorite movies of 2014? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 12 December 2014
[NOTE: There’s a slight echo on Eric’s voice on this one. We didn’t know it was being recorded that way, and we couldn’t remove it from the recording after the fact. We’re sorry. You get used to it after a minute.] 0:00-1:50 – Hello! We are your hosts QOTW: Let’s all brainstorm some Question of the Week topics, eh? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 5 December 2014
0:00-4:30 – Intro, mystery balloons, ideas to make this show as popular as Serial QOTW: What other Bible stories should be made into movies? Casting suggestions, etc., welcome. REVIEWS: |
Fri, 28 November 2014
0:00-2:55 – We say hello, talk about milestones QOTW: We’re choosing the Mt. Rushmore of holiday movies. Tell us your four (4) favorites. REVIEWS: |
Fri, 21 November 2014
0:00-4:00 – Howdy, Jeff puts the bae in Bayer, egg nog QOTW: What movie family would you like to spend Thanksgiving with? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 14 November 2014
0:00-4:15 – Hello, let’s read an iTunes review QOTW: What movie makes you hungry, and for what? Or alternatively, what movie ruined a particular food for you? REVIEWS: |
Fri, 7 November 2014
0:00-3:20 – Hello, have a drink QOTW: Besides “Dumb & Dumber,” what other movie from 1994 (here’s a list) should have a sequel? Feel free to elaborate. |
Fri, 31 October 2014
0:00-5:30 – Hi, it’s Halloween, Jeff is taking the kid trick-or-treating QOTW: Who’s most in need of a career resurrection (a la Matthew McConaughey), and how would you go about it? |
Fri, 24 October 2014
0:00-5:05 – We say hello, talk about parenting, wonder how Eric could inherit his brother’s children, we call it Daddy Fun Time QOTW: Make up a new movie monster, something we’ve never seen before. Interpret “monster” however you like. |
Fri, 17 October 2014
0:00-3:25 – Howdy; the efforts expended to record the show; you should write us an iTunes review QOTW: We’re compiling the horror Mt. Rushmore. What are your four (4) favorite horror movies? #HorrorMtRushmore |
Fri, 10 October 2014
Episode 230: 'Alexander and the Terrible Etc.,' 'Kill the Messenger,' 'The Judge,' 'Dracula Untold,' Pitch Me
0:00-2:20 – Hello, we marvel at how many shows we’ve done QOTW: What is the scariest movie you’ve seen that wasn’t a horror movie? Like maybe you watched “My Girl” and became terrified of bees. (Suggested by listener Horatio) |
Fri, 3 October 2014
0:00-2:20 – Hello, hi, how are you QOTW: In an average month, how many movies do you watch in the theater? And how many at home? |
Fri, 26 September 2014
0:00-5:50 – Intro; Jeff is still at Fantastic Fest, Eric left a day early; we talk about some movies we liked: QOTW: What’s the (supposedly) best movie that you’ve started watching but never finished? |
Fri, 19 September 2014
0:00-5:00 – Hello, we are at Fantastic Fest; Jeff will have to wear a bad T-shirt; the results of our weight-loss contest QOTW: What ’80s TV show (that hasn’t already been done) should they make into a movie? Casting/story ideas welcome. |
Fri, 12 September 2014
0:00-4:30 – Intro; that Apple thing QOTW: Who is your preferred movie-watching companion(s), and why? |
Fri, 5 September 2014
0:00-9:55 – Intro; the fancy Whole Foods; Jeff was sick at Eric’s party; Eric is babysitting QOTW: What under-the-radar movie were you a champion of, sharing it with friends, etc.? |
Fri, 22 August 2014
0:00-4:25 – Introduction; Jeff took a shower; what Jeff smells like QOTW: What was the first movie you walked out of, and why? |
Fri, 15 August 2014
0:00-1:45 – Introduction QOTW: What movie has your favorite opening scene? |
Fri, 8 August 2014
0:00-5:25 – Introduction, gorillas and other smelly things, Eric names a drink |
Fri, 1 August 2014
0:00-6:10 – Introduction, the weather, trivia night at Portland’s Hollywood Theatre QOTW: If you could preserve one movie (or movie series) from ever being remade, rebooted, or otherwise tampered with, which would it be, and why? |
Fri, 25 July 2014
Episode 220: 'Hercules,' 'Lucy,' 'And So It Goes,' 'They Came Together,' 'Boyhood,' 'A Most Wanted Man'
0:00-5:15 – Introduction, Mom’s peanut butter balls, Jeff’s beer (he goes on for some time) QOTW: In the spirit of Chris Pratt in “Guardians of the Galaxy,” who else would be a good unexpected choice to play a superhero (and which superhero)? |
Fri, 18 July 2014
0:00-3:10 – Introduction, what Jeff’s drinking QOTW: In the spirit of “Lucy” (“you only use 10% of your brain”), what other old wives’ tale/urban legend/common misconception could be the premise for a movie? |
Fri, 11 July 2014
0:00-2:30 – Introduction, our new theme song (thanks, Gregory Whitehead!) QOTW: What movie-related gift would you love to get for Jeff Bayer on his birthday (July 14)? You can give one realistic answer and one fantasy answer. Jeff will choose the best answers and praise that person. |
Fri, 4 July 2014
On June 30, to pass the time while driving the U-Haul full of the Bayers' stuff to San Diego, our friend Mike Khavul interviewed us. We talked about the current state of film, what we'd criticize if there were no movies, how we came to be friends, and a lot of other things. It's an hour long, and the recording conditions (the cab of a U-Haul traveling 55 mph on I-5 in central California) were not pristine. Nonetheless, Movie B.S. devotees may find it amusing. Or not. Look, it's free. |
Fri, 27 June 2014
0:00-6:00 – Introduction, it’s Bayer’s last show before he moves to San Diego, complaining QOTW: What is your favorite summer movie theater memory? |
Fri, 20 June 2014
0:00-6:10 – Introduction, our plans for the near future, including moving the Bayers to San Diego QOTW: What other toy or game or whatever should they make into a movie, like “Transformers”? |
Fri, 13 June 2014
0:00-2:50 – Introduction, beverages, takin’ it one day at a time QOTW: What home from a movie do you wish you owned? |
Fri, 6 June 2014
0:00-3:35 – Introduction, something Jeff likes about fatherhood QOTW: What’s a book you loved that got turned into a movie you didn’t — or a book you didn’t like that became a good movie? |
Fri, 30 May 2014
0:00-2:05 – Introduction, hello, water QOTW: What is your best brush with fame? True stories only, por favor |
Fri, 23 May 2014
0:00-4:05 – Introduction, Dr Pepper imitations QOTW: What movie most faithfully depicts a religion, philosophy, or point of view that you strongly believe in? |
Fri, 16 May 2014
0:00-4:00 – Introduction, the weather, calories in soda QOTW: What movie should have used time travel, and why? |
Fri, 9 May 2014
0:00-1:30 – Introduction QOTW: What’s the funniest moment in a drama? |
Fri, 2 May 2014
0:00-2:35 – Introduction, small talk QOTW: What was your most emotional movie moment? |
Fri, 25 April 2014
0:00-7:50 – Introduction; the movies we didn’t see QOTW: What are your two (2) most anticipated movies this summer? |
Fri, 18 April 2014
0:00-2:45 – Introduction, what Jeff is drinking QOTW: What actor’s name or movie’s title have you had the most trouble remembering correctly? |
Fri, 11 April 2014
0:00-1:30 – Introduction, quiet voices QOTW: What was your biggest movie disagreement with a friend? |
Fri, 4 April 2014
0:00-6:30 – Introduction; the croup; it’s the show’s 4th anniversary; there is a gift exchange, kind of; we claim to do other shows besides this one QOTW: What are your irrational movie turn-offs (e.g., an actor whose face or voice you can’t stand, a cliche that drives you crazy, etc.)? |
Fri, 28 March 2014
0:00-2:15 – Introduction QOTW: What two heroes would you like to see in a “vs.” movie? |
Fri, 21 March 2014
Episode 203: 'Divergent,' 'The Grand Budapest Hotel,' 'Muppets Most Wanted,' 'Cheap Thrills,' 'Elaine Stritch: Shoot Me'
0:00-3:00 – Introduction, blather QOTW: What’s your favorite dramatic moment in a comedy? |
Fri, 14 March 2014
0:00-4:40 – Introduction, iTunes review QOTW (held over from last week): What movie do you wish was your life? (For extra credit, you can also tell us which movie is currently your life.) |
Fri, 7 March 2014
0:00-3:50 – Introduction, our lunch sponsor: Crooked Scoreboard, a sports blog! QOTW: What movie do you wish was your life? (For extra credit, you can also tell us which movie is currently your life.) |
Fri, 28 February 2014
0:00-3:15 – Introduction, this week’s sponsor QOTW: Has a movie ever changed your mind about an issue? This week’s sponsor: The Ricks family’s GoFundMe campaign for their special-needs sons. |
Fri, 21 February 2014
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Fri, 14 February 2014
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Fri, 2 December 2011
Introduction (our first post-Cascadia show; our "studio" is Eric's apartment) - 0:00 |
Wed, 23 November 2011
Jack and Jill; J. Edgar; Immortals; Like Crazy. |
Tue, 22 November 2011
This was our last show at Cascadia.fm before we moved to MovieBS.com. |